WHY BILL GATES SOLD OFF MICROSOFT??

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer'.When you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

Stupid Answer For Stupid Question

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Anda hendak pergi ke bilik mandi untuk mandi dan rakan sebilik anda bertanya:“Ko nak mandi ke?”Jawab : “Taklah aku nak pi main lelayang kejap, ko nak join?”

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Anda sedang menulis surat dan rakan anda menegur:“Aik? tulis surat nampak?”Jawab : “Oh ye ke? aku tak prasan ah…tangan aku bergerak sendiri”

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Anda sedang makan nasik dan orang tegur:“Makan nasik?”Jawab : ” Mata ko buta ke per? Kan aku tengah minum teh ais nie?”

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Anda baru pulang dari kerja dan jiran anda bertanyer:“Baru balik dari keje?”Jawab : “Taklah, saya dari rumah, nak pi keje lah nie…opis saya dah pindah kat rumah..dan rumah saya dah pindah kat opis”

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Anda sedang sibuk buat kerja dan rakan sepejabat menegur:“Eh kau sibuk ke?”Jawab : Takyah jawab, peratikan muker dia pastu kompang sikit pipi dia.

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Anda sedang menonton tv ceriter melayu, rakan anda datang lalu bertanyer:“Eh citer melayu ke?”Jawab : “Bukanlah, nie kan citer Otromen Taro menentang Raksaser dari Planet X…kotunggu jap nanti otromen kuar”.